1 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:10,041 That's in touch, and that's full time. 2 00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:14,166 Better luck next time, buddy. 3 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,832 Three cheers for the south London stags. 4 00:02:29,833 --> 00:02:31,041 Hip hip... Hooray. 5 00:02:31,042 --> 00:02:33,999 - Hip hip. - Hooray. 6 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,500 - Good game, boys. 7 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:45,916 Chin up, boys. 8 00:02:45,917 --> 00:02:48,291 That was a great game. 9 00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:50,249 Yeah, it was close, so I don't want you worrying 10 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:52,541 about the score line. 11 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:54,124 Those fat, straight old blokes, 12 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:56,082 they've been playing a lot longer than you have. 13 00:02:56,083 --> 00:03:00,499 But, as first games go, it was really fucking great. 14 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,791 You were aggressive, you supported each other, 15 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:07,749 and you held your own against a much more experienced side. 16 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:12,083 It's a great start to the season, and you know what? 17 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:14,250 Come on. 18 00:03:15,417 --> 00:03:17,499 I'm fucking excited. 19 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:20,582 Shower up, and lets go and have a few beers. 20 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:26,957 - Think he's paying? 21 00:03:51,542 --> 00:03:53,332 - Eating for two, babe? 22 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,374 - I don't want to become a skinny bitch 23 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:56,082 like one of this lot. 24 00:03:56,083 --> 00:03:57,083 Carbs! 25 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:00,957 - Ladies and gentlemen. 26 00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:02,624 I'm going to jump straight in and say a big thank you 27 00:04:02,625 --> 00:04:06,291 to our hosts, the Rochester boys, for the rugby lesson, 28 00:04:06,292 --> 00:04:07,707 and most generous hospitality. 29 00:04:07,708 --> 00:04:09,291 It's much appreciated. 30 00:04:12,958 --> 00:04:15,582 I promise we'll return the favor at our place, 31 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:18,082 on both fronts, when the time comes. 32 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:21,041 Now, for man of the match, it was an easy choice 33 00:04:21,042 --> 00:04:23,249 to set the tone for this season. 34 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,499 This man put in an incredibly tenacious 35 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,832 and creative performance, 36 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:28,957 and he might even have won it for us at the end there, 37 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:30,707 if he just looked inside. 38 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:32,332 No, but really, really great work, 39 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:33,167 and I can see that you're going to be 40 00:04:33,168 --> 00:04:35,624 a big asset for us this season. 41 00:04:35,625 --> 00:04:38,207 So, well done, Mark Newton. 42 00:04:45,292 --> 00:04:48,124 And my first dick of the day award goes to the only man 43 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:51,332 I've ever known to tackle one of his own players. 44 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,082 - Ah fuck. 45 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:57,333 I hit my head 46 00:04:59,958 --> 00:05:04,291 He is a stag lad, he is a stag lad, 47 00:05:04,292 --> 00:05:08,416 he shouts it proudly, night and day, hey, hey. 48 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:12,791 He's never lonely when we are with him, 49 00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:17,666 and he knows how to put a pint away, pint away, pint away, 50 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:21,207 pint away, pint away, pint away, pint away. 51 00:05:56,792 --> 00:06:00,958 You didn't get any pictures today? Mark. 52 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:03,916 - Oh, yeah, no, I wasn't really in the mood after the game, 53 00:06:03,917 --> 00:06:05,082 to be honest. 54 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:08,374 - Shame. That ref would have made a nice picture. 55 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:10,582 0h, he was hot. 56 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:17,124 Shall I book us tickets for tomorrow? 57 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:19,457 What do you fancy seeing? 58 00:06:19,458 --> 00:06:21,416 - Tomorrow? - Yeah. 59 00:06:21,417 --> 00:06:22,999 - Look, I can't. Ricky's coming over. 60 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,999 - Cumming? It's been a while, hasn't it? 61 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,374 Hasn't it healed over by now? Isn't there cobwebs? 62 00:06:27,375 --> 00:06:29,666 - Yeah, and spiders. I bet there's spiders in there and all. 63 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:30,667 - Piss off. 64 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,207 I don't know about you, 65 00:06:37,208 --> 00:06:39,249 but I would kill my firstborn for a mojito. 66 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,499 Firstborn what? 67 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:45,124 Cocktails at the clubhouse. You'll be lucky. 68 00:06:45,125 --> 00:06:46,125 - Ugh 69 00:06:46,126 --> 00:06:48,833 - yeah, I'll buy you a pint. 70 00:07:01,292 --> 00:07:03,541 Look, I agreed to your little project 71 00:07:03,542 --> 00:07:05,916 to train up new players to eventually join 72 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:08,624 and benefit the a squad, 73 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:11,207 not to burn through our limited funds 74 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:13,499 with a whole other separate team, 75 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,457 and carting them off- - yeah, but just recruiting 76 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:18,041 experienced players isn't going to put us on the map. 77 00:07:18,042 --> 00:07:20,374 - We're already on the map. 78 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:23,208 The a's win almost all their games. 79 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:30,749 For years, we fought tooth and nail to get the recognition 80 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:34,624 and respect that we now have as a serious club, 81 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:36,375 not some novelty act. 82 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:38,791 I won't go back to that. 83 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,457 - And having a b team that loses a few games 84 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:42,666 isn't going to change anything. 85 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:45,083 They just need a bit of time. 86 00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:49,125 It was their first game of the season. 87 00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:51,958 Please, Barry. 88 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:58,916 - Just be sure that you're not letting your pride 89 00:07:58,917 --> 00:08:01,500 drag our name through the dirt. 90 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,749 - Cunts. Like they own the place. 91 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:14,082 - Deep breaths, pinky. 92 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:17,624 - I'm from the as. Watch us wave our big dicks about. 93 00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:19,541 - Trust me, I've seen a few of them, 94 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:22,124 and they're not all worth writing home about. 95 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:23,332 - They're not all cunts, you know. 96 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:27,749 - Oh yeah? Is that why you dropped down to play with us? 97 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:29,332 See, now there we go. 98 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:31,666 Cheers, boys. 99 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:32,916 - So, they won then? 100 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:33,957 Of course they did. 101 00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:36,416 You can smell the smugness in the air. 102 00:08:36,417 --> 00:08:38,332 Do they even like each other? 103 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:39,957 No. Not really. 104 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:41,124 - What's the fucking point, then? 105 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:43,291 - It's just a different mentality, isn't it? 106 00:08:43,292 --> 00:08:46,458 That's why they keep winning, I guess. 107 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,166 - You are such a size queen. 108 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:07,957 She doesn't even care who it's attached to, 109 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:09,499 as it needs a whole tub of lube to fit 110 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,582 into that tight little arse of hers. 111 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:13,957 - Honey, at least I have an arse, okay? 112 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:15,874 I don't even know what you call that mound of sand 113 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:17,457 hanging off your back. 114 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:21,083 Now, you see that guy? 115 00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:23,249 - What, the muscle daddy? 116 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,167 Mhmm. 117 00:09:24,168 --> 00:09:26,082 Saw him at the urinals earlier. 118 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:28,999 I checked out the goods. The homework is done. 119 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,582 Now, I just have to hand in my assignment, 120 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:33,749 if you know what I mean. 121 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,874 - I'm glad to see all those years in English school paid up, 122 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:36,875 I really am. 123 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,500 - Watch it, mate. - Sorry. 124 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,333 Henry, Henry. 125 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:47,625 With me, alright? 126 00:09:51,417 --> 00:09:52,667 Jesus. 127 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:54,868 Henry, how much have you had? 128 00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:56,417 I, er... 129 00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:00,124 Shall I get you some water, or something? 130 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:04,208 No, just leave. Please, go. Go. 131 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:57,166 - You're Mark Newton, right? 132 00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:59,499 - Yeah, that's right. 133 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:02,041 - I've heard a lot of good things about you. 134 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:03,042 - Who from? 135 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:07,249 Man of the match today. Not bad. 136 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,457 - That? 137 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:11,167 - No, well done. I'm Warren. 138 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,666 - Are you in the a squad? 139 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,166 I mean, I saw you at the clubhouse earlier, 140 00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:17,957 but I've not seen you round before. 141 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:19,457 - Yeah, I've been out for a while with an injury. 142 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:23,541 Fucked my leg, but I'm back and fit to play again now. 143 00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:24,625 - Clearly. 144 00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:30,375 - Do you want a drink? 145 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:32,667 - Sure. 146 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,875 Two shots of Tequila. 147 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,874 You serious? 148 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,541 - Puts hairs on your chest. 149 00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:54,082 - Oh, is that something I want, is it? 150 00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:55,250 - You tell me. 151 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:42,082 - I didn't realize you lot spoke to us lowly mortals. 152 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,082 - We make exceptions for certain people. 153 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:47,167 - Is that right? I'm honored. 154 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,874 - As you should be. 155 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,042 Yeah? 156 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:55,332 Well, you certainly live up to the stereotype. 157 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,582 - Devilishly handsome? 158 00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,333 - Full of yourselves. 159 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:02,875 - I'm hurt. 160 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:07,916 - Really? I didn't realize you as bruised so easily. 161 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,957 That must make things a bit impractical, no? 162 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,582 - Do you even get bruised in the b team? 163 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:17,499 Doesn't that involve taking some hits first? 164 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,833 - You're a piece of work, you know that? 165 00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:33,208 Enjoy the rest of your night. 166 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:42,333 Henry? 167 00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:57,958 - Fuck. 168 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,917 - Everything all right? 169 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,916 - You shouldn't have brought me here. 170 00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:25,917 - Excuse me? 171 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,916 Where's my wallet? 172 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:32,333 - Why are you in such a rush? 173 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,500 Hey. 174 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:36,957 - Bye. 175 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:38,082 Oh, wow. 176 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:41,166 You really are living up to the a-squad-a-hole stereotype, 177 00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:42,208 aren't you? 178 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,416 - I have a boyfriend. 179 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:49,166 - Well that might have been useful information last night, 180 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:50,167 don't you think? 181 00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:51,541 - You never asked. 182 00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:53,207 When was I supposed to do that? 183 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,082 Before or after you cornered me in a toilet 184 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,291 and stuck your tongue down my throat? 185 00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:57,750 - He's a stag. 186 00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:01,708 - Who? 187 00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,332 John penrose. He's in my team- 188 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,374 - yeah, I know who he is. 189 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,291 Yeah, well he can't find out about this, 190 00:16:06,292 --> 00:16:07,916 so don't fucking tell him or anyone, you hear me? 191 00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:10,207 Relax, Jesus, I won't. 192 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:11,749 I'm serious. 193 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,667 - Yeah, I can see that. 194 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,333 - Look, I don't mean to be- 195 00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:18,542 - just go, all right? 196 00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:21,417 Go on. 197 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,541 Hey. 198 00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:40,542 - Hey. 199 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,874 You eaten? 200 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,124 No, not really. 201 00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,749 - You look rough. 202 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,374 - Thank you. I went outlast night. 203 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,958 - With your pretend rugby team? 204 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,624 - And how was your flight? 205 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:56,916 Did you bring one of them home? 206 00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,166 Richard, do we really going to do this right now? 207 00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,457 You've literally just walked in the door. 208 00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:00,499 Well, you're going to love 209 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,416 what I've got to say next. 210 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:04,291 I've got to go away again in two days. 211 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,374 - You serious? 212 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,541 - For a month. - A month? 213 00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:07,458 Are you joking? 214 00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:10,708 Flight's booked on Tuesday. 215 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,333 I'm sorry. 216 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:39,499 Hey, where did you end up Saturday night? 217 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,458 You disappeared. 218 00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:43,499 - Just home. I tried looking for you, but- 219 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,999 - It's fine. I was just a bit smashed. 220 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,707 - I'll say. - That's one word for it. 221 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:50,291 What was his name again? 222 00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:51,167 - What's this? 223 00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:52,332 You've got to hear this. 224 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,082 No, he doesn't, actually. 225 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,207 So this one was stumbling about, 226 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,457 saying he was leaving, but before he goes, 227 00:19:57,458 --> 00:20:00,291 he runs into the guy that Neil's been making out with 228 00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:01,374 all night. 229 00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:02,707 Oh Henry, no. 230 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:04,874 Yeah. Sloppy seconds. 231 00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:15,416 - Gareth really pisses me off. 232 00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:19,249 - That's just him. - Nobody actually cares. 233 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,250 -I do. 234 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,042 - Okay. 235 00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:27,916 Was this guy really that bad? 236 00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:32,500 - No, mate. Worse. - It was not my finest moment. 237 00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:06,458 Jog back, jog back. 238 00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,457 Right, excellent. 239 00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:29,958 Keep it low, guys. 240 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,833 Good, smash, good. 241 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,291 That's it, good hit. That's it. Well done. Good. 242 00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:41,208 Hit! Good hit. Good hit. 243 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,875 Try and keep driving through all the way. 244 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,667 Good, excellent. Good hit. 245 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:52,791 Okay, it's your mother in law. Give her a hit. 246 00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:54,791 Good, good. That's it. 247 00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:59,042 A squad, over with me, far pitch, please. 248 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,667 - Rich? 249 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,333 - Hey. 250 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:54,124 - I can stand here and smile at you all night, if you like. 251 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,542 - Sorry, come in. 252 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,125 Wow. 253 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,499 That's really something. 254 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,167 - Yeah. Yeah, it never gets old. 255 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:14,957 - How can you afford this place? 256 00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:19,749 Well, actually, it's my partner Richard's. 257 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:22,167 What? You never asked either. 258 00:25:26,417 --> 00:25:29,500 You know, I think I can see my place from here. 259 00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:33,666 All the way down there, with the other little people. 260 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:35,707 - Do you want a drink? 261 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:39,583 - Actually. An attempt to redeem myself. 262 00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:42,750 Sorry about Sunday. 263 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:48,333 - Thanks. I wasn't really expecting you to message me. 264 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:53,624 I felt bad about not doing it before. 265 00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:57,582 I didn't really like how things were left. 266 00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:01,249 - I have been thinking about you, I suppose. 267 00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:02,250 - Really? 268 00:26:03,792 --> 00:26:06,875 I've barely thought about you at all. 269 00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:12,707 So, how long have you been together? 270 00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:14,291 - About 4 years. 271 00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:17,166 Okay. But you guys are open? 272 00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:19,041 - Yeah, obviously. 273 00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:21,249 - I don't think John would ever agree to that. 274 00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:23,582 So, you just do it behind his back instead? 275 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:27,416 Hey. That's never happened before. I mean it. 276 00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,457 - Okay, all right. - No need to get defensive. 277 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:30,458 - I'm not. 278 00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:33,083 I'm really not. 279 00:26:33,084 --> 00:26:35,167 - Okay. I'm only teasing. 280 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:43,667 - So, do you have rules or something, then? 281 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:48,707 - Actually, yeah. But they're all Richard's ones. 282 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,124 - What? No sleeping with rugby players? 283 00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:54,499 - Surprisingly, that's actually not one of them. 284 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,874 Although that is the only reason he thinks 285 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,541 I joined the stags. 286 00:26:57,542 --> 00:26:59,041 - Well, is it? 287 00:26:59,042 --> 00:27:00,042 - No. 288 00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:04,791 - So, why did you, then? - Did you play at school? 289 00:27:04,792 --> 00:27:08,207 - I bet you were very good at school. 290 00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:09,957 You were, weren't you? 291 00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,792 Typical a team player. 292 00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:14,916 - You guys really don't like us, do you? 293 00:27:14,917 --> 00:27:17,541 - Well you don't really help yourselves. 294 00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:21,416 Speaking of which, I saw you and John at training. 295 00:27:21,417 --> 00:27:23,333 - Oh. The happy couple? 296 00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:25,458 - You tell me. 297 00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:29,041 - So, what were those rules again? 298 00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:31,624 Of your open relationship. 299 00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:32,625 - Okay. 300 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,249 So, no one we know. 301 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:42,542 I have to tell rich about anyone that I sleep with. 302 00:27:43,542 --> 00:27:44,958 - And, um 303 00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:47,958 - and? 304 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,332 - And no repeat visits. 305 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:54,417 - Is that so? 306 00:27:56,542 --> 00:28:01,208 So, I'm guessing Richard knows I'm coming round tonight? 307 00:28:02,542 --> 00:28:04,042 - Not exactly, no. 308 00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:08,625 - But he knows about Saturday night? 309 00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:17,916 Breaking all the rules. We're doing so well, aren't we? 310 00:28:17,917 --> 00:28:18,917 - Shut up. 311 00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:21,417 - So, I guess you could say 312 00:28:21,418 --> 00:28:25,207 that we're not the perfect couple either. 313 00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:26,916 - Well, if I were him I'd kick your arse 314 00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:28,166 out of this fancy place. 315 00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:30,874 - It's a good thing you're not him, then, isn't it? 316 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:34,707 - Yeah, you wouldn't want to get involved. I'm awful. 317 00:28:34,708 --> 00:28:35,708 - Oh yeah? 318 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:39,541 - Yeah, definitely not. 319 00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:41,582 - I should just stay clear. 320 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:43,457 - Probably best. 321 00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:44,458 - Probably. 322 00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,749 - You're going to be trouble. 323 00:29:23,917 --> 00:29:25,957 Drive through. Drive it up. 324 00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:27,374 Keep your back straight, guys. 325 00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:30,582 Ready, ready, ready, go. 326 00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:39,624 Ready, ready, ready. 327 00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:41,207 Good, remember, enter the tackle 328 00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:43,957 with your leading leg, so you control the contact. 329 00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:44,792 Okay? 330 00:29:44,793 --> 00:29:47,082 Ready, ready, ready, go. 331 00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:49,207 That's it. 332 00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:50,707 Good, good, good, good, well done. 333 00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:53,458 Ready, ready, ready, up! 334 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:56,582 Easy, pinky. 335 00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:58,249 All right, China cloll. 336 00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:01,666 Ready, ready, ready, go. 337 00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:03,457 Ready, ready, ready, go. 338 00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:04,958 A squad. 339 00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:13,167 - I'm not going to lie, pinky. 340 00:30:13,168 --> 00:30:15,416 Watching gareth bitch and moan when you took him down, 341 00:30:15,417 --> 00:30:17,916 it made me feel all kinds of warm inside. 342 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:20,000 - It was good, wasn't it? 343 00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:22,374 - Get off. 344 00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:23,749 - All right, man. Calm down. 345 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:24,917 - Hello, John. 346 00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:27,666 Warren, you're back? 347 00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:28,583 Yeah. 348 00:30:28,584 --> 00:30:30,041 I've been given the all clear to play again. 349 00:30:30,042 --> 00:30:31,749 - So he says, anyway. 350 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,624 Oh, John, these are my teammates. 351 00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,082 This is pinky and Mark. 352 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:39,457 - Pinky, Mark? I'm John, this is Warren, my partner. 353 00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:42,916 - Nice to meet you, Mark. Pinky. 354 00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:44,707 Warren and I are talking about going for some food, 355 00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:45,957 you guys want to join? 356 00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:46,833 - I'd love to. 357 00:30:46,834 --> 00:30:47,999 Oh, I've got to head off. 358 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,791 Got work to do before bed. 359 00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:51,666 - Yeah, no, I should probably head off too, actually. 360 00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:53,416 Oh, come on, Mark. 361 00:30:53,417 --> 00:30:55,499 He was just moaning that he was starving. 362 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:56,957 Where were you thinking? 363 00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:59,249 - Somewhere local. 364 00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:00,750 - Somewhere local? 365 00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:04,458 - Yeah, sure. Let's. 366 00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:06,333 Yeah 367 00:31:07,542 --> 00:31:10,499 I know somewhere lovely. 368 00:31:12,292 --> 00:31:14,624 - It was the way she came down and leered at us 369 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,708 as we came off the pitch. 370 00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:20,207 No, but at least we had supporters, though. 371 00:31:20,208 --> 00:31:21,499 - True. 372 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,457 God, I miss being a student. 373 00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:26,207 Well, you still drink like you are. 374 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:27,624 Don't you want to settle down, 375 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,791 and have a nice man and a dog someday? 376 00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:32,332 What, and end up like this one? 377 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,041 - Henry. - Oh fuck, I'm sorry. 378 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:36,292 All chained up and unhappy. 379 00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:41,874 No, no, there is still far too much exploring to do. 380 00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:43,916 - Okay, Columbus. I think that's enough, mate. 381 00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:44,957 - What the fuck? 382 00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:46,124 It's true, man. 383 00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:48,749 Your teeth have reached a delightful shade of Merlot. 384 00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:51,957 Who the fuck are you? The fucking tooth fairy? 385 00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:56,124 Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mark. 386 00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:58,666 It'd be nice to meet Richard sometime. 387 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:02,166 - Now, speaking of the tooth fairy. 388 00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:03,416 You never see him. 389 00:32:03,417 --> 00:32:06,000 But there's always money under the pillow. 390 00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:07,332 Okay, bill please? 391 00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:08,416 Come on, come on. 392 00:32:08,417 --> 00:32:11,416 Look, look, he doesn't come to any of his games. 393 00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:13,666 None of them, but it's fine, because, 394 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:15,624 "we're in a long distance relationship.'I 395 00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:17,249 Henry, that's enough. That's enough. 396 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:18,250 - Okay. 397 00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:22,249 He gets by with the occasional fuck on the side 398 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:23,749 to keep him going-Enough. 399 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:24,750 Leave it. 400 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:28,708 Henry, never change, man. 401 00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:39,499 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You all right? 402 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,417 - Yeah. - Stand up. 403 00:32:40,418 --> 00:32:41,667 Come on. Right. 404 00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:46,791 - All right? 405 00:32:46,792 --> 00:32:48,708 - God, I wanted to die. 406 00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:53,374 Really? I thought it was hot. 407 00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:57,916 - What is wrong with you? - What about that was hot? 408 00:32:57,917 --> 00:32:59,457 - Henry has a lot to say for himself, doesn't he? 409 00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:00,292 - What were you thinking, 410 00:33:00,293 --> 00:33:02,957 inviting me out to dinner with your fucking boyfriend? 411 00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:04,916 - It's just another stag, and one of Henry's friends. 412 00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:07,291 - I don't care. I don't care. 413 00:33:07,292 --> 00:33:10,082 Christ, I was bursting out of my skin. 414 00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:14,666 - I was bursting out of my pants. I still fucking am. 415 00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:16,166 - You're unbelievable. 416 00:33:16,167 --> 00:33:17,249 Guys, man. 417 00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:19,457 Are you both going to leave me here with this human puddle? 418 00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,624 - Yeah, I'll order a taxi now. 419 00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:22,625 - Taxi. 420 00:33:23,542 --> 00:33:25,166 What are you doing this week? 421 00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,416 I want to take you out. 422 00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:27,957 Guys. 423 00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:30,874 - I'm doing it. Are you fucking serious? 424 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:32,125 Taxi. 425 00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:35,749 - Is that a yes? 426 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,833 - Yes, all right. Just shut up, okay? 427 00:33:44,792 --> 00:33:45,958 God. 428 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:50,832 Cried my eyes out during that. 429 00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:53,667 - You're joking. It was so boring. 430 00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:56,249 I'm choosing the next one. 431 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,292 - How could you not cry when his mother died? 432 00:33:58,333 --> 00:33:59,125 I don't know. 433 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:01,874 Maybe because I'm not tired and over-emotional? 434 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,874 Who's that? 435 00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:10,624 - It's nothing. 436 00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:11,458 - Richard? 437 00:34:11,459 --> 00:34:12,499 - What? 438 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,249 Richard. 439 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,624 - Er, no. Um- 440 00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,541 look, I'm sorry, I've got to go. 441 00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:19,375 - What? 442 00:34:19,376 --> 00:34:20,499 - It's work. Something's come up. 443 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:22,707 I've got to go deal with it. 444 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:23,708 - Oh, okay. 445 00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:28,457 Right, well, I guess I'll see you at training. 446 00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:30,542 - Yeah, yeah, definitely. 447 00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:01,667 - You are late. 448 00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:05,875 - You are early. 449 00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:08,208 - Come on. 450 00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:21,750 - You know, I haven't been to the fair since I was a kid. 451 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:25,875 - Yes. 452 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:29,625 No, I'm not going on that. 453 00:35:30,542 --> 00:35:32,707 No, I'm not going on that. 454 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,249 - Live a little. It'll be fun. 455 00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,250 - No. 456 00:35:36,084 --> 00:35:37,791 No, wait, Warren, I... 457 00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:40,042 - Let's go back to yours. 458 00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:54,875 - Okay? 459 00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:57,333 - Yeah. 460 00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:05,457 - Are you staying over? 461 00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:08,500 I can't. Sorry. 462 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,917 - No it's fine. I understand. 463 00:38:21,917 --> 00:38:24,000 Why do you stay with him? 464 00:38:25,042 --> 00:38:26,707 - I could ask you the same thing. 465 00:38:26,708 --> 00:38:28,625 - Yeah, I know, I know. 466 00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:31,083 But like, 467 00:38:32,792 --> 00:38:34,166 - but like, why do you stay together 468 00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:37,249 when you know things aren't right? 469 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:41,167 - Is this about you and Richard or me and John? 470 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,292 - A bit of both, maybe? 471 00:38:47,042 --> 00:38:49,041 - Do we have to talk about this? 472 00:38:49,042 --> 00:38:51,499 - No, no, of course not. 473 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,667 Forget I said anything. 474 00:38:57,208 --> 00:39:01,291 - Okay. Five years ago- - oh god, I'm getting 475 00:39:01,292 --> 00:39:03,249 the full story aren't I? 476 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,250 - Shh! 477 00:39:05,292 --> 00:39:06,749 - Five years ago- - look I take it back, 478 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:07,583 I take it back. 479 00:39:07,584 --> 00:39:09,166 I wish I'd never asked, just spare me. 480 00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,167 - Listen. 481 00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:14,874 I was in a bit of a bad place. 482 00:39:14,875 --> 00:39:16,416 - Oh what? Croydon? 483 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000 Sorry. 484 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,583 - John was good to me. 485 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:27,082 He introduced me to the stags, got me back into rugby. 486 00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:29,624 - Spare me the white knight cliche. 487 00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:31,708 - I'm sorry, Mr. "I live in my boyfriend's 488 00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:34,791 - expensive penthouse." - Oi. 489 00:39:34,792 --> 00:39:38,708 - I'm just saying I think it's a bit different. 490 00:39:43,292 --> 00:39:44,292 - A bit? 491 00:39:45,167 --> 00:39:48,542 - Well, maybe a few similarities. 492 00:40:01,042 --> 00:40:04,957 - Two seconds. Just stay there. Don't move. 493 00:40:04,958 --> 00:40:06,292 Just as you are. 494 00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:17,417 - What is that? - Just stay still. 495 00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:29,083 10 seconds. 496 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:04,833 - Whoa. - Don't smudge it. 497 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,249 - That's amazing. 498 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:09,583 Thanks. 499 00:41:11,417 --> 00:41:13,874 One for your collection? 500 00:41:13,875 --> 00:41:15,666 - Yeah. Something like that. 501 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:18,417 Something to remember the day by. 502 00:41:37,708 --> 00:41:38,749 Okay, guys, right. 503 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,457 Got a big game this weekend, yeah? 504 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:44,666 Cardiff, away, on their home turf. 505 00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:46,457 I'm going to be putting out the team list tomorrow, 506 00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:48,916 so you can sort out your travel arrangements. 507 00:41:48,917 --> 00:41:50,374 If you've got any problems with that, 508 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:52,374 come and talk to the captain. 509 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:55,707 Now, I've got a good pool of players I can choose from. 510 00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:58,207 I'm going to choose the strongest team possible. 511 00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:00,874 - And I make no apologies to any of you aren't on that team. 512 00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:02,082 All right? 513 00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:04,249 But if you got an issue about it, 514 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,041 you can come and speak to me, 515 00:42:06,042 --> 00:42:08,457 and if you want to chat about improving your game, 516 00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:09,499 you can do that as well. 517 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:14,041 But as ever, my decision is final. All right? 518 00:42:14,042 --> 00:42:17,416 And it goes without saying that if you're not chosen, 519 00:42:17,417 --> 00:42:19,541 you can come along and support your teammates, 520 00:42:19,542 --> 00:42:22,416 and I hope that many of you will, I really do. 521 00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:23,624 Good, let's go. 522 00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:36,457 Don't worry about it. You'll be fine. 523 00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:41,249 - You'll be fine. - There's no one as fat as you. 524 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:44,333 Fingers crossed for you though, love. 525 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,332 - Oh, Mark. I'll book us a hotel room for Cardiff. 526 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:09,416 - Yeah, yeah. What about you, pink? 527 00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:12,416 - I'll crash with Carlos, if he's selected, anyway. 528 00:43:12,417 --> 00:43:13,457 Says he won't go otherwise as, 529 00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:15,374 "Cardiff is too far and too shit to go 530 00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:17,166 just for a night out." 531 00:43:17,167 --> 00:43:19,457 - What? You're playing the draconians? 532 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:20,999 Yeah. 533 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,374 Good luck. They even gave us a run for our money. 534 00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:25,707 - Great. 535 00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:27,249 Stuart must be splashing out, 536 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:31,000 because Barry hasn't sent us there for years. 537 00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:40,957 Northern line: The train now approaching 538 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,499 is to... 539 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:30,124 - You go on up ahead. I'll hang back. 540 00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,208 - Yeah, sure. 541 00:44:46,958 --> 00:44:48,624 - Boys, selection's up. 542 00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:49,542 Ooh, yes. 543 00:44:49,543 --> 00:44:52,499 - What? Give me a sec. - Okay, south London stags. 544 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,624 B team Cardiff away game. 545 00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,041 Okay, here we go. 546 00:44:56,042 --> 00:44:59,832 Pinky, Jimmy, gareth, vlad, bjorn. 547 00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,041 He's not been at training in weeks. 548 00:45:01,042 --> 00:45:02,707 - He still put himself down as available. 549 00:45:02,708 --> 00:45:06,207 Dean, Peter h, Frankie, me, scrum half. 550 00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:08,249 Thank you very much, stu. Tom at 10- 551 00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:09,791 - thank god. Someone decent to catch your shitty throws- 552 00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:11,541 - Mark and Henry in the centers. 553 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:14,332 Carlos and Liam on the wings, and Ian at 15. 554 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:19,083 Subs on the bench, York, Ford and Warren hunt. What? Who? 555 00:45:19,958 --> 00:45:21,707 Wait, is that right? Let me see that. 556 00:45:21,708 --> 00:45:24,291 Oh shit, bad luck oli. 557 00:45:24,292 --> 00:45:27,707 - No, it's fine. Maybe I'll still come watch. 558 00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:29,749 Not sure why you look so happy. 559 00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:33,041 Stuart isn't going to leave an a team player on the bench. 560 00:45:33,042 --> 00:45:35,124 He'll be in the starting lineup. 561 00:45:35,125 --> 00:45:36,374 - He's a prop, isn't he? 562 00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:40,874 - Oh fuck, yeah. He is. Well, that's one of us out then, g. 563 00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,124 He just wants to give him a run out on the pitch 564 00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,249 at some point. 565 00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,083 I'm not worried. 566 00:45:44,084 --> 00:45:45,832 He said he was going to field the strongest team. 567 00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:48,332 Clearly not, because he selected you, didn't he? 568 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:50,416 - Fuck you. - I bet you would. 569 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,082 But even I have standards. 570 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,124 - Hey, hey. - Whoa. 571 00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:55,666 - Let's grab a drink. 572 00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:56,500 - Not tonight. 573 00:45:56,501 --> 00:46:00,500 Turning down a drink? That's a first. 574 00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:14,582 - Are you insane? What were you thinking? 575 00:46:14,583 --> 00:46:16,332 - Relax. Look, I just spoke to Stuart and I told him that- 576 00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:19,457 - you spoke to Stuart? And said what exactly? 577 00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:20,791 - I just told him I fancied an easy game 578 00:46:20,792 --> 00:46:22,332 to get back into things after injury, 579 00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:23,707 and also wouldn't mind a good night out. 580 00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:26,166 - An easy game? Yeah? 581 00:46:26,167 --> 00:46:27,416 What, and you don't think people might find that 582 00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:28,749 a little suspicious? 583 00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:30,582 That an a team player just decided to randomly 584 00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:33,333 come and play with us for a game? 585 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,750 What did John say? 586 00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:40,707 Have you even spoken to him? 587 00:46:40,708 --> 00:46:41,958 Christ, Warren. 588 00:46:42,917 --> 00:46:45,332 I can't believe you've fucking done this. 589 00:46:45,333 --> 00:46:47,499 - You're over-reacting. 590 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:48,916 It'll be fun. We'll get to play together. 591 00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:51,791 - Did you even think to ask if I'd be okay with this? 592 00:46:51,792 --> 00:46:53,042 No, you didn't. 593 00:46:54,292 --> 00:46:56,624 - I've booked us a hotel room. 594 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:03,791 - A hotel room? That's wonderful. Really, really. 595 00:47:03,792 --> 00:47:07,292 That's wonderful. That's the best one yet. 596 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:19,083 Probably shouldn't arrive together. 597 00:47:32,667 --> 00:47:36,874 For the 8:18 great western railway service 598 00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:39,625 to Cardiff central... 599 00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:44,374 Right, they're going by car. 600 00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:45,999 Ah, hello. 601 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,291 Hola. 602 00:47:47,292 --> 00:47:48,874 One train ticket for you sir. 603 00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:50,125 Thanks. 604 00:47:51,167 --> 00:47:53,707 Right. Is that everyone? 605 00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:55,332 Er, pinky's not here yet. 606 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:58,749 - Of course he's not. - He's got about five minutes. 607 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:00,083 Better hurry up. 608 00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:04,791 Ah, finally. 609 00:48:04,792 --> 00:48:06,916 Dick of the day already, pinky. 610 00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:08,666 - No, it was dick last night. 611 00:48:08,667 --> 00:48:10,417 - Ooh. 612 00:49:10,792 --> 00:49:12,374 Right guys, it's shitty weather. 613 00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:15,624 Get out there quickly, warm up, kick off in 30 minutes. 614 00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:19,082 Vlad, get yourself strapped up. You're jumping. 615 00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:22,707 - Fuck, I'm actually quite nervous. 616 00:49:22,708 --> 00:49:25,541 - You'll be fine. Just think of it like any other game. 617 00:49:25,542 --> 00:49:27,624 Right, I want you to start 618 00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:30,291 your pre-match mental rituals. 619 00:49:30,292 --> 00:49:34,874 Visualize those first tackles. Those first hits. 620 00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:36,541 How are they going to feel? 621 00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:38,541 I want you to get in the right head-space. 622 00:49:38,542 --> 00:49:40,541 Channel that aggression. 623 00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:44,957 Get rid of all that mental baggage, and just focus. 624 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,332 Okay, pinky, you're going to be loose-head. 625 00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:58,791 Jimmy, you're going to be hooker. Warren, tight-head. 626 00:49:58,792 --> 00:50:00,082 Sorry g, but I need a lot of experience 627 00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:01,291 against this team today. 628 00:50:01,292 --> 00:50:02,666 I'll bring you on for the second half. 629 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:05,250 In the engine room, we've got vlad, bjorn, flankers, 630 00:50:05,292 --> 00:50:07,124 we've got Pete and Dean, and number eight, Felix. 631 00:50:07,125 --> 00:50:09,874 Neil, you're going to be number nine, Tommy, 10, 632 00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:11,541 and then the centers, we've got Mark, Henry. 633 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:13,124 Mark, I want you to play outside center today. 634 00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:14,207 Let's see how that goes. 635 00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:15,957 On the wings, we've got Liam and Carlos. 636 00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:17,082 Fullback, we've got yorkie. 637 00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:19,207 Ian, I'll bring you on for yorkie in the second half. 638 00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:20,624 Just keep yourself warm and ready. 639 00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:21,749 - Two minutes, gents. 640 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:22,583 - Thank you, sir. 641 00:50:22,583 --> 00:50:23,417 - Right, captain. What you got? 642 00:50:23,418 --> 00:50:25,666 - I've got aggression, yeah? We've got hunger. 643 00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:26,957 And I've got your backs. 644 00:50:26,958 --> 00:50:29,457 I need you to have mine and each other's, yeah? 645 00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:31,291 Now, I didn't come all the way to wales 646 00:50:31,292 --> 00:50:32,624 in this shitty fucking weather 647 00:50:32,625 --> 00:50:35,749 to see us lot give anything less than 100%, okay? 648 00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:37,916 Yeah, no mercy. Come on, yes. 649 00:50:39,542 --> 00:50:40,666 Three, two, one. 650 00:50:40,667 --> 00:50:42,624 Stags! 651 00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:16,666 Okay, guys, really well done, really well done, 652 00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:18,082 but we're not there yet. 653 00:52:18,083 --> 00:52:19,207 I was going to make a few changes, 654 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:20,832 but I'm going to keep the lineup as it is. 655 00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,832 Pinky, one, fantastic teamwork. 656 00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:24,499 Mark, brilliant try. 657 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,916 Let's get back up there and do the business. 658 00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:34,291 - Lads, lads. A little something to toast our first victory. 659 00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:35,624 Gentlemen? Thank you. 660 00:54:35,625 --> 00:54:36,791 That was a tough game, 661 00:54:36,792 --> 00:54:37,792 and I think I'm going to be walking funny 662 00:54:37,793 --> 00:54:39,582 for a few days after that. 663 00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:42,832 Thank you, Cardiff, for hosting us so generously, 664 00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,749 and for giving us such a good run for our money. 665 00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:45,957 So thank you. 666 00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:51,874 - And for our man of the match this week, 667 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:53,124 I think it's got to go to someone 668 00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:54,916 who really turned the game around for us. 669 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:56,416 The kind of performance that I think 670 00:54:56,417 --> 00:54:58,332 we should all aspire to. 671 00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:02,124 And it's been a few years, but I for one really enjoyed 672 00:55:02,125 --> 00:55:04,041 having him back in amongst us. 673 00:55:04,042 --> 00:55:04,958 And I know that, strictly speaking, 674 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,207 he's not one of our number, 675 00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:08,541 but I can't think of anyone more deserving 676 00:55:08,542 --> 00:55:10,082 than Mr. Warren hunt. 677 00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:20,374 And a bit of housekeeping before we go on. 678 00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:22,291 When we talk about aggression... 679 00:55:22,292 --> 00:55:24,124 - Warren hunt. 680 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:28,499 He sounds like he's from a long line of hunts. 681 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,666 Vlad the impaler for starting a fight 682 00:55:30,667 --> 00:55:32,166 on our opponents. 683 00:55:35,875 --> 00:55:38,958 - He is a stag lad, he is a stag lad, 684 00:56:09,958 --> 00:56:12,249 Oh it's such a beautiful sight. 685 00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:13,250 - Shut up. 686 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:16,874 - What the fuck's wrong with you? 687 00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:21,332 - It's a joke, Jimmy giving him fucking man of the match. 688 00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:22,957 If he loves his old teammates so much, 689 00:56:22,958 --> 00:56:24,332 he can fuck off back to them. 690 00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:29,207 - Come on. Like we won, okay? - Just enjoy the night, yeah? 691 00:56:29,208 --> 00:56:30,750 We were lucky to have him, anyway. 692 00:56:30,792 --> 00:56:33,416 - Lucky? Do you want to fuck him or something? 693 00:56:33,417 --> 00:56:34,541 - Come off it, chica. 694 00:56:34,542 --> 00:56:36,124 No, pinky, I'm serious. 695 00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:37,707 What's the point in us coming all this way 696 00:56:37,708 --> 00:56:40,499 just to have an a team asshole swoop in for the glory? 697 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,999 While some of us sit on the sidelines. 698 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,541 - I know, it's brilliant. 699 00:56:44,542 --> 00:56:46,457 - Henry, if you hate your team mates so much- 700 00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:49,292 - Just the one. One. 701 00:56:51,042 --> 00:56:52,042 I like you. 702 00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:55,083 - Grow up. 703 00:56:58,792 --> 00:57:01,875 - Okay. Drink, anyone? 704 00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:05,792 - I don't think I'll be winning 705 00:57:05,793 --> 00:57:07,707 any popularity contests tonight. 706 00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:12,166 - Since when has that bothered you? They'll get over it. 707 00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:14,666 They're just wired a bit differently, that's all. 708 00:57:14,667 --> 00:57:19,667 - Clearly. We were over the moon after our first win. 709 00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:21,707 - They're not that bothered about it, 710 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:25,207 unlike our dear old chairman, unfortunately. 711 00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:26,916 - You want me to speak with him? 712 00:57:26,917 --> 00:57:28,666 - Not going to make much difference. 713 00:57:28,667 --> 00:57:32,624 Today will just give us a bit longer, that's all. 714 00:57:32,625 --> 00:57:36,625 Anyway, you've got bigger things to worry about. 715 00:57:59,292 --> 00:58:01,625 - What are you doing? Henry? 716 00:58:02,792 --> 00:58:04,041 - I miss you. 717 00:58:04,042 --> 00:58:05,042 - I see you all the time, you idiot- 718 00:58:05,043 --> 00:58:08,292 - you're always off, now. Doing things. 719 00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:15,124 - You don't love me anymore. - Don't be stupid. 720 00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,499 What is this? 721 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,333 - Oh look, it's anywhere else but here! 722 00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,374 - Pink, can you just hold this for a second? Please? 723 00:58:22,375 --> 00:58:23,499 Oh no, no, you don't. 724 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,249 - No, come on, come on. 725 00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:26,666 - I hate you. 726 00:58:26,667 --> 00:58:29,667 Thank you. I'll be outside. 727 00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:56,041 - You've no idea how much I've wanted to do that today. 728 00:59:56,042 --> 00:59:57,042 - Yeah? 729 00:59:57,833 --> 01:00:00,667 You could do it again if you like. 730 01:00:34,417 --> 01:00:37,082 I really loved playing with you today. 731 01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:39,416 I'm glad you came. 732 01:00:39,417 --> 01:00:40,417 - Me too. 733 01:01:55,167 --> 01:01:56,167 - Oh, fuck. 734 01:02:05,667 --> 01:02:06,917 Fuck 735 01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:18,375 - Ah. 736 01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:21,167 Morning, sleeping beauty. 737 01:02:22,292 --> 01:02:24,208 You're going to get it. 738 01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:36,124 Oh my god, he lives. 739 01:02:36,125 --> 01:02:37,291 - Don't. 740 01:02:37,292 --> 01:02:40,957 - You have no idea the night that we've had with this one. 741 01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:41,875 Where were you, man? 742 01:02:41,875 --> 01:02:42,833 - Fuck, guys, I'm sorry. 743 01:02:42,834 --> 01:02:44,666 I was knackered and I guess I just sort of- 744 01:02:44,667 --> 01:02:46,374 - You must have slept like the fucking dead, 745 01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:48,416 because we were hammering on your door for an hour. 746 01:02:48,417 --> 01:02:50,499 - Cinderella here lost her room card. 747 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,582 - Who'd you pull? 748 01:02:51,583 --> 01:02:54,166 What? Henry, seriously? Come on. 749 01:02:54,167 --> 01:02:55,541 - How did you not hear us? 750 01:02:55,542 --> 01:02:57,582 He had to sleep on our floor, after we rinsed him off, 751 01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:59,457 fully clothed in the shower. 752 01:02:59,458 --> 01:03:02,666 Do you like vomit? No? 753 01:03:02,667 --> 01:03:03,832 Neither do we. 754 01:03:03,833 --> 01:03:04,667 - I'm right here. 755 01:03:04,668 --> 01:03:06,749 - Oh my god, Henry. Not one more word. 756 01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:10,666 Wow. Ever the walking advert for contraception. 757 01:03:10,667 --> 01:03:11,957 Leave off, will you? 758 01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:13,541 I don't blame you, Mark. 759 01:03:13,542 --> 01:03:15,874 I wouldn't share a room with that either. 760 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:18,541 Clearly, boys, he found somewhere better to stay. 761 01:03:18,542 --> 01:03:19,375 - He better not have. 762 01:03:19,376 --> 01:03:21,124 Look, I'm sorry, all right? 763 01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:23,541 I went to bed, and must have passed out. 764 01:03:23,542 --> 01:03:24,916 And since when is it my responsibility 765 01:03:24,917 --> 01:03:26,666 to look after him, anyway? 766 01:03:26,667 --> 01:03:28,667 He's an adult, isn't he? 767 01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:31,000 - If you say so. 768 01:04:31,708 --> 01:04:32,708 Hello. 769 01:04:32,709 --> 01:04:34,332 - Jesus. 770 01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:35,749 You bastard, I almost died. 771 01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:38,457 - Nice to see you, too. 772 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:39,749 - Thought you weren't back until next week. 773 01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:40,667 We finished early, 774 01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:42,666 so they transferred my flight. 775 01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:44,957 Do you mind if we head out? I'm absolutely starving. 776 01:04:44,958 --> 01:04:47,791 - Really? Do we have to? I'm shattered. 777 01:04:47,792 --> 01:04:50,957 - How was your football match? Did you win? 778 01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,332 - I told you already. 779 01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:55,500 - Did you? Well were you 'man of the moment'? 780 01:04:56,958 --> 01:04:59,457 - Look, can we just get a takeaway or something, instead? 781 01:04:59,458 --> 01:05:02,957 - Yeah, fine. Here, Chuck me that kit. 782 01:05:02,958 --> 01:05:05,125 I'll throw it in the wash. 783 01:05:18,458 --> 01:05:19,958 Who's Warren hunt? 784 01:05:22,792 --> 01:05:25,791 - Just a teammate. Why? 785 01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:27,541 - You've got his shirt in your bag. 786 01:05:27,542 --> 01:05:30,707 Shall I Chuck it in with the rest? 787 01:05:30,708 --> 01:05:35,208 - Yeah. Sure, thanks. I'll give it to him at training. 788 01:07:08,708 --> 01:07:09,542 Hey mate. 789 01:07:09,543 --> 01:07:10,916 Congratulations on the game Saturday. 790 01:07:10,917 --> 01:07:12,416 - Yeah, it was great. 791 01:07:12,417 --> 01:07:15,042 I didn't get to play though, but no big deal. 792 01:07:15,083 --> 01:07:16,624 Henry. 793 01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:18,041 - That's a shame. - Henry. 794 01:07:18,042 --> 01:07:19,875 - Mark. You off, love? 795 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:24,041 - Yeah. Other half's over, so we just... 796 01:07:24,042 --> 01:07:26,957 And you still came to training? Good man. 797 01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:30,916 - Good man, indeed. Hope you have a lovely evening together. 798 01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:32,541 Doing anything nice? 799 01:07:32,542 --> 01:07:35,082 No, not really, just a quiet night in. 800 01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:38,749 Lovely. Enjoy your evening. 801 01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:39,750 - Thanks. 802 01:07:43,958 --> 01:07:44,792 See you. 803 01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:45,625 - See you. 804 01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:47,707 - See you later, mate. 805 01:08:02,167 --> 01:08:04,957 - While I remember, have you decided about Christmas? 806 01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:05,917 - Rich, we've talked about this. 807 01:08:05,917 --> 01:08:06,917 I've already booked flights. 808 01:08:06,918 --> 01:08:08,332 Yeah, I know. 809 01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:09,292 I just thought it would be nice 810 01:08:09,293 --> 01:08:13,291 if we could spend some time in the UK together. 811 01:08:13,292 --> 01:08:16,166 - You could always come with me. 812 01:08:16,167 --> 01:08:17,207 - I can't ski. 813 01:08:17,208 --> 01:08:18,749 You're not that bad, rich. 814 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:21,082 - That is not what your dad said. 815 01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:22,500 - So that's a no, then, is it? 816 01:08:22,542 --> 01:08:24,207 - I never get to spend any time with my family- 817 01:08:24,208 --> 01:08:26,624 - yeah, and neither do I. - Then it's settled. 818 01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:31,208 There's not much point discussing it further, is there? 819 01:08:35,542 --> 01:08:37,042 Try again. 820 01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:41,416 - Yeah loop, and loop, and loop! 821 01:08:41,417 --> 01:08:43,582 Henry! 822 01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:44,583 What's that? 823 01:08:45,417 --> 01:08:47,667 Next line, ready? 824 01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:50,958 Yes. 825 01:08:53,042 --> 01:08:53,875 - Come on, Henry. 826 01:08:53,876 --> 01:08:55,458 Next line. 827 01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:58,417 - Yeah. 828 01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:14,625 Okay, guys, that's it. Time to go in. Come on. 829 01:09:20,292 --> 01:09:21,625 - What was that? 830 01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:23,583 Hey. 831 01:09:25,125 --> 01:09:26,332 Everything all right? 832 01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:28,666 - Why wouldn't it be? 833 01:09:28,667 --> 01:09:29,500 - Well, obviously it's not. 834 01:09:29,501 --> 01:09:31,666 You've barely spoken to me all week. 835 01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:33,916 - Well, you are an adult, Mark, 836 01:09:33,917 --> 01:09:35,582 so I'm sure you'll survive. 837 01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:38,707 - Oh, come on. Look, fine I'm sorry, but seriously- 838 01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,791 - Seriously what, Mark? 839 01:09:40,792 --> 01:09:42,934 Because you've been a shitty friend for the last few months. 840 01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:44,791 I mean, you never want to hang out. 841 01:09:44,792 --> 01:09:48,957 You don't want to do anything outside of training, so - 842 01:09:48,958 --> 01:09:53,124 mate, Cardiff, that was just the tipping point. 843 01:09:53,125 --> 01:09:55,166 As I was really looking forward to finally 844 01:09:55,167 --> 01:09:56,708 spending some time together. 845 01:09:56,750 --> 01:09:59,249 - Well, I thought we did. 846 01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:00,416 That is, until you got smashed 847 01:10:00,417 --> 01:10:01,916 out of your fucking mind, as usual. 848 01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:03,374 - Who the fuck are you? Gareth? 849 01:10:03,375 --> 01:10:04,749 - What's the problem? - Give me a fucking break. 850 01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:06,707 - What is the problem, then? 851 01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:08,207 I didn't babysit you and rub your back 852 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:09,791 while you were throwing up on some street corner? 853 01:10:09,792 --> 01:10:11,249 - Fuck you, Mark. 854 01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:14,332 - Look, I'm sorry I'm not the shining example of friendship 855 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:17,707 that you clearly expect me to be. 856 01:10:17,708 --> 01:10:20,624 Have you any idea what's going on in my life? 857 01:10:20,625 --> 01:10:22,207 More to the point, have you even asked? 858 01:10:22,208 --> 01:10:24,874 - Okay, then. Tell me, tell me. 859 01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:26,832 What kind of actual problems do you think 860 01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:29,291 you have in your life, Mark? 861 01:10:31,583 --> 01:10:33,500 - You know what, Henry? 862 01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:37,416 Forget it. It doesn't matter. 863 01:10:37,417 --> 01:10:38,957 Just forget it. 864 01:10:38,958 --> 01:10:40,042 - No problem. 865 01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:33,249 - This is driving me fucking crazy. When's Richard leaving? 866 01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:34,332 - I don't know, okay? 867 01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:37,457 - What do you mean, you don't know? 868 01:11:37,458 --> 01:11:39,207 - End of the week, maybe? 869 01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:40,208 I think. 870 01:11:41,958 --> 01:11:45,416 Stop it, Warren. This is fucking insane. 871 01:11:45,417 --> 01:11:46,417 Warren. 872 01:12:56,083 --> 01:13:00,207 That was a little harsh. I do feel bad about it. 873 01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:02,374 - Don't be. - He's a petulant child. 874 01:13:02,375 --> 01:13:04,542 I don't know why you care. 875 01:13:08,792 --> 01:13:10,292 He'll get over it. 876 01:13:13,583 --> 01:13:17,291 - Last night was really difficult for me. 877 01:13:17,292 --> 01:13:20,082 - How do you think I feel? - Knowing you were with him. 878 01:13:20,083 --> 01:13:21,749 - You go back to John every night. 879 01:13:21,750 --> 01:13:22,832 It's not the same. 880 01:13:22,833 --> 01:13:23,916 You think I like having to hide this 881 01:13:23,917 --> 01:13:24,750 from everyone we know, 882 01:13:24,751 --> 01:13:26,332 while I watch you parade around with him? 883 01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:27,874 - I hate you being with him. 884 01:13:27,875 --> 01:13:31,292 Well, now you know how it feels. 885 01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:35,957 If you want to change that, you know what to do. 886 01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:38,041 Oh, because that's so simple? 887 01:13:38,042 --> 01:13:39,707 Well, it's not impossible, Warren. 888 01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:41,518 - Do you have any idea the drama that would cause? 889 01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:44,124 - Oh what, and you care about that, do you? 890 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:48,208 - You're so naive sometimes- - and you're a cunt. 891 01:13:56,750 --> 01:13:57,750 - I'm sorry. 892 01:14:01,458 --> 01:14:02,625 It's just - 893 01:14:04,292 --> 01:14:06,500 - it's just a bit overwhelming. 894 01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:16,250 - Anyway. 895 01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:20,333 So, I was thinking. 896 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:25,542 Are you still on your own over the holidays? 897 01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:28,458 - Well. 898 01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:33,417 Me and John's family don't exactly get on. 899 01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:36,250 - Okay. 900 01:14:38,125 --> 01:14:42,042 So, come with me, to my parent's place. 901 01:14:45,750 --> 01:14:47,250 - Are you serious? 902 01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:50,125 - Is that a yes? 903 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:12,292 Yeah I know. You too. 904 01:15:16,333 --> 01:15:18,167 - Does he suspect anything? 905 01:15:18,208 --> 01:15:20,457 - Not a thing. And what's to suspect? 906 01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:22,541 I'm going to Geneva to see my friends. 907 01:15:22,542 --> 01:15:24,457 So, are you ready? 908 01:15:24,458 --> 01:15:26,249 - Yeah, got my passport. 909 01:15:26,250 --> 01:15:29,374 - No, I mean to meet my parents. 910 01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:31,707 - Why? Should I be worried? 911 01:15:31,708 --> 01:15:34,124 I bet your mum's fierce. 912 01:15:34,125 --> 01:15:35,250 - Oh she is. 913 01:15:36,417 --> 01:15:37,417 So fierce. 914 01:15:38,583 --> 01:15:39,958 - Oh god, she is. 915 01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:45,749 - Yeah. You'll be fine. - Don't worry about it. 916 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:48,207 - She is, isn't she? 917 01:15:48,208 --> 01:15:49,208 Mark. 918 01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:51,458 Mark. 919 01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:23,499 - Hello. - Hello, Mark. 920 01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:24,333 - How you doing? 921 01:16:24,334 --> 01:16:25,916 How was your flight? Come in! 922 01:16:25,917 --> 01:16:29,457 - Yeah, no, we survived, just about. 923 01:16:29,458 --> 01:16:32,500 - And you must be Warren. 924 01:16:32,542 --> 01:16:34,124 - Leonard. - Pleasure. 925 01:16:34,125 --> 01:16:37,457 It's lovely to meet you, Warren. 926 01:16:37,458 --> 01:16:40,999 I'm Alice. You boys look thirsty. 927 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,750 I'll get you a drink. 928 01:16:47,875 --> 01:16:51,375 So, Mark tells me you're quite the player. 929 01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,499 He's in the a squad, mom. 930 01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:55,833 I bet. 931 01:16:56,708 --> 01:16:58,207 Do you ski, Warren? 932 01:16:58,208 --> 01:17:00,957 I do, yes. Well, I have. 933 01:17:00,958 --> 01:17:02,457 I went a couple of times when I was younger. 934 01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:04,249 Dad will take you both out tomorrow. 935 01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:06,999 You can borrow one of our suits if you like. 936 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,167 You look like you'll fill it out well. 937 01:17:34,917 --> 01:17:36,957 - It's a bit on the snug side. 938 01:17:36,958 --> 01:17:40,957 - Let's have a look. Oh yeah. I can see that. 939 01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:57,167 - How do I look? 940 01:17:58,542 --> 01:17:59,542 - Tight. 941 01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:29,875 - You ok? - Yeah. 942 01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:35,457 I think I might have overestimated my ability. 943 01:18:35,458 --> 01:18:37,625 - You'll be fine. Come on. 944 01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:41,957 Well look at that. Finally a sport I can- 945 01:18:41,958 --> 01:18:43,499 - don't even say it. 946 01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,083 Off we go. 947 01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:02,124 - My god, you must be freezing. 948 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,375 - I grew up here, didn't I? 949 01:19:16,125 --> 01:19:17,125 - Thank you. 950 01:19:18,042 --> 01:19:19,042 - What for? 951 01:19:19,958 --> 01:19:21,167 - All of this. 952 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,375 Your mother is, um - 953 01:19:29,375 --> 01:19:31,041 - interesting. 954 01:19:31,042 --> 01:19:33,583 - Yeah, she's a bit eccentric. 955 01:19:35,167 --> 01:19:37,083 - You're so lucky. 956 01:19:43,875 --> 01:19:47,041 - You know, you weren't actually that bad today. 957 01:19:47,042 --> 01:19:48,582 - Everything hurts. 958 01:19:48,583 --> 01:19:51,332 - I didn't realize you a's bruise so easily. 959 01:20:00,292 --> 01:20:04,708 - You know, I'm pretty sure that they've gone to bed. 960 01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:37,500 ♪ I can touch your love, I feel it I 961 01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:42,750 ♪ I want you to know how much I need it ♪ 962 01:20:43,167 --> 01:20:45,957 ♪ had I thought I needed you so bad j" 963 01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:50,624 ♪ I would have, never let you go ♪ 964 01:20:50,625 --> 01:20:52,374 ♪oh♪ 965 01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:54,749 ♪iwas a fool♪ 966 01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:57,332 ♪iseeit♪ 967 01:20:57,333 --> 01:21:02,333 j" I can't find the words to stop you leaving ♪... 968 01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:05,416 ♪ and I know I treated you so bad I 969 01:21:05,417 --> 01:21:07,041 ♪butl♪ 970 01:21:07,042 --> 01:21:10,166 j" I got to let you know ♪ 971 01:21:10,167 --> 01:21:11,957 ♪oh♪ 972 01:21:11,958 --> 01:21:14,291 j" there's nothing I'd not say ♪ 973 01:21:14,292 --> 01:21:16,874 ♪ there's nothing I'd not do j" 974 01:21:16,875 --> 01:21:21,582 ♪ just to be spending Christmas time with you ♪... 975 01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:23,874 ♪ not a lie I couldn't live j" 976 01:21:23,875 --> 01:21:26,416 ♪...any struggle I'd push through ♪... 977 01:21:26,417 --> 01:21:34,417 ♪ just to be spending Christmas time with you ♪... 978 01:21:41,833 --> 01:21:44,499 ♪ohno♪ 979 01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,458 ♪ with you I 980 01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:10,499 J" there's nothing I'd not say ♪ 981 01:22:10,500 --> 01:22:12,916 ♪ there's nothing I'd not do j" 982 01:22:12,917 --> 01:22:17,624 ♪ just to be spending Christmas time with you ♪... 983 01:22:17,625 --> 01:22:20,166 ♪ not a lie I couldn't live j" 984 01:22:20,167 --> 01:22:22,707 ♪...any struggle I'll push through ♪... 985 01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:27,500 ♪ just to be spending Christmas time with you ♪... 986 01:22:27,542 --> 01:22:32,499 ♪ just to be spending Christmas time with you ♪... 987 01:23:20,333 --> 01:23:22,667 - I won't tell if you won't. 988 01:23:23,667 --> 01:23:27,041 - And when did you start smoking again? 989 01:23:27,042 --> 01:23:30,999 - I wasn't talking about the cigarette. 990 01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:36,457 It's so wonderful to have you out here, darling. 991 01:23:36,458 --> 01:23:39,125 And of course, Warren is lovely. 992 01:23:40,208 --> 01:23:41,208 - Yeah. 993 01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:48,708 Am I doing the right thing, though? 994 01:23:50,875 --> 01:23:52,999 - When I met your father, 995 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:56,417 I could barely take my eyes off him, too. 996 01:23:57,875 --> 01:24:00,291 He wasn't available either. 997 01:24:00,292 --> 01:24:01,250 - What? 998 01:24:01,251 --> 01:24:02,957 - I was no angel. 999 01:24:02,958 --> 01:24:06,374 At the time, I was sleeping with my history professor, 1000 01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:09,416 but we both knew that was just sex. 1001 01:24:09,417 --> 01:24:13,082 - But what sex it was. - Mum. Please. 1002 01:24:13,083 --> 01:24:15,999 - Your father, however, was with Jennifer. 1003 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:17,832 Huge tits, like you've never seen. 1004 01:24:18,751 --> 01:24:22,999 The point I'm trying to make is that they were in love. 1005 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,749 High school sweethearts. 1006 01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:29,833 So, naturally, he couldn't keep his hands off me. 1007 01:24:30,792 --> 01:24:33,749 We went about the campus hiding in shadows, 1008 01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:37,874 sneaking into one another's bedrooms, for months. 1009 01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:39,916 I put up with living in Jennifer's shadow, 1010 01:24:39,917 --> 01:24:44,083 because I knew I could eventually steal his heart. 1011 01:24:47,667 --> 01:24:50,542 Jennifer was heartbroken. 1012 01:24:52,208 --> 01:24:55,791 After he ended it, she sent me a letter. 1013 01:24:55,792 --> 01:24:59,041 It was one of the most distressing things I've ever read. 1014 01:24:59,042 --> 01:25:02,458 I still have it. Your father has no idea. 1015 01:25:04,292 --> 01:25:08,499 We got married not long after, and then we had you, 1016 01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:11,833 my favorite human being on this earth. 1017 01:25:13,958 --> 01:25:17,624 But darling, your father has never changed. 1018 01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:21,332 The whole town knew about Natalie. 1019 01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:24,707 - My au pair? - Christ, mom. I was five. 1020 01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:26,749 And the years of stolen moments 1021 01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:28,457 with the secretary. 1022 01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:30,916 That's just the two I know about. 1023 01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:32,332 - Mum, this is a whole lot to take in. 1024 01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:35,791 I've learnt to live with your father's infidelity. 1025 01:25:35,792 --> 01:25:38,582 Every year, we get a little older, 1026 01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:41,582 but it doesn't get any easier. 1027 01:25:41,583 --> 01:25:44,250 Oh, he loves me, and I love him, 1028 01:25:45,833 --> 01:25:47,416 but I understand something now 1029 01:25:47,417 --> 01:25:52,417 that I didn't all those years ago, from Jennifer's letter. 1030 01:25:52,792 --> 01:25:55,957 I understand not only the collateral damage 1031 01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:58,207 an affair causes, 1032 01:25:58,208 --> 01:26:02,833 but how a relationship born from deception 1033 01:26:03,792 --> 01:26:06,292 only continues to create more. 1034 01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:11,875 Get some sleep. 1035 01:27:12,167 --> 01:27:14,000 - He's getting better. 1036 01:27:18,083 --> 01:27:20,207 - I really like him. 1037 01:27:20,208 --> 01:27:22,458 - Whatever makes you happy. 1038 01:27:26,125 --> 01:27:28,291 - Dad, I wanted to ask you something. 1039 01:27:28,292 --> 01:27:29,292 - Yeah? 1040 01:27:33,292 --> 01:27:37,832 - Me and mom, we talked about Jennifer last night. 1041 01:27:37,833 --> 01:27:40,083 - One too many rosés, then. 1042 01:27:41,250 --> 01:27:42,583 - Yeah, I guess. 1043 01:27:45,333 --> 01:27:49,457 I don't know, it's just- - Mark, I love your mother. 1044 01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:54,458 I don't know why she wants to dig up this ancient history. 1045 01:27:54,958 --> 01:27:58,292 Warren seems like a good man. 1046 01:28:00,042 --> 01:28:03,416 His tits aren't as nice as Jennifer's though I have to say. 1047 01:28:07,125 --> 01:28:08,125 Listen. 1048 01:28:10,042 --> 01:28:12,666 Life comes at you fast. 1049 01:28:12,667 --> 01:28:16,666 Sometimes, it's hard to find the joy in it, 1050 01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:21,083 so you just need to grab hold of it whenever you can. 1051 01:28:26,125 --> 01:28:30,792 - I guess it's just hard to know what's the right thing. 1052 01:28:31,708 --> 01:28:33,457 Without hurting anyone. 1053 01:28:33,458 --> 01:28:35,374 - If you're always worried about hurting someone, 1054 01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:36,375 you're going to miss out on some 1055 01:28:36,376 --> 01:28:40,708 of the most incredible stuff that life has to offer. 1056 01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:45,749 Wa-hey. 1057 01:28:47,333 --> 01:28:48,957 Getting better. 1058 01:28:48,958 --> 01:28:50,000 - Yeah. 1059 01:29:28,792 --> 01:29:29,750 Ready? 1060 01:29:29,792 --> 01:29:30,792 - Yeah. 1061 01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:32,457 - Happy new year! 1062 01:31:32,458 --> 01:31:34,166 - Not quite, love. 1063 01:31:34,167 --> 01:31:38,333 - Oh shut up, Sandy vagina. - Come in and get drunk. 1064 01:31:44,250 --> 01:31:45,957 You're welcome. 1065 01:31:45,958 --> 01:31:46,958 - Thanks. 1066 01:31:51,292 --> 01:31:53,374 - That is so bad. 1067 01:31:53,375 --> 01:31:55,374 - Hey, love. How were your holidays? 1068 01:31:55,375 --> 01:31:59,792 - Yeah, no, really good, thanks. Really good, thanks. 1069 01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:05,166 Oh 1070 01:32:05,167 --> 01:32:08,707 - still not patched things up? 1071 01:32:08,708 --> 01:32:11,249 Do you think it's salvageable? 1072 01:32:11,250 --> 01:32:12,250 - It's you. 1073 01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:15,500 Come on. 1074 01:32:22,542 --> 01:32:24,374 Hey stranger. 1075 01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:25,375 - Hey. 1076 01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:27,583 - You okay? 1077 01:32:29,708 --> 01:32:33,625 - As good as I can be, deep in enemy territory. 1078 01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:42,083 Look, is there any chance that we can just - 1079 01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:44,750 - we can maybe start again? 1080 01:32:48,167 --> 01:32:49,167 - Yeah. 1081 01:32:54,667 --> 01:32:55,916 I miss you, buddy. 1082 01:32:55,917 --> 01:32:56,917 - I miss you. 1083 01:33:01,292 --> 01:33:03,082 Everything okay? 1084 01:33:03,083 --> 01:33:04,541 - Yeah, yeah. 1085 01:33:04,542 --> 01:33:05,999 Happy new year, boys. 1086 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:07,000 - Hey. 1087 01:33:11,333 --> 01:33:15,249 So, any new year's resolutions? 1088 01:33:15,250 --> 01:33:16,750 - Yeah, one or two. 1089 01:33:18,875 --> 01:33:20,167 - Excuse me a sec. 1090 01:33:23,458 --> 01:33:24,749 - You should go for it man. 1091 01:33:24,750 --> 01:33:28,541 - Honestly, he's not interested. He's not. 1092 01:33:28,542 --> 01:33:29,874 Stop looking at me like that. 1093 01:33:29,875 --> 01:33:30,708 - What? 1094 01:33:30,709 --> 01:33:32,667 You know what you're doing. 1095 01:33:41,167 --> 01:33:42,750 - Same again, boys? 1096 01:34:41,583 --> 01:34:42,791 Christ, I hate this. 1097 01:34:42,792 --> 01:34:46,042 I know, and I'm sorry, okay? 1098 01:34:56,417 --> 01:34:57,874 - Oh shit. 1099 01:34:57,875 --> 01:34:59,249 I'm so sorry. 1100 01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:00,291 - Fuck. 1101 01:35:00,292 --> 01:35:03,957 It's okay, I didn't see anything. Well, I did. 1102 01:35:03,958 --> 01:35:06,874 But I can pretend I didn't. Okay, no, that's a lie too. 1103 01:35:06,875 --> 01:35:10,374 - Pinky, please. Don't say anything. 1104 01:35:10,375 --> 01:35:11,458 - Okay, okay. 1105 01:35:15,625 --> 01:35:16,625 Warren. 1106 01:35:17,417 --> 01:35:18,417 - Hi, pinky. 1107 01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:20,499 Please, pink. 1108 01:35:20,500 --> 01:35:22,916 It's okay, I won't. 1109 01:35:22,917 --> 01:35:26,000 I'm just going back downstairs. 1110 01:35:31,917 --> 01:35:36,042 It's just, I just came to get my charger. 1111 01:35:39,375 --> 01:35:43,292 You know what? Nevermind. I'll come back later. 1112 01:36:02,792 --> 01:36:05,041 - 10 minutes, boys. 1113 01:36:05,042 --> 01:36:06,999 - Let's get a group photo. 1114 01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:08,416 Lovely people, team b, 1115 01:36:08,417 --> 01:36:12,124 let's get a final team photo of the year. 1116 01:36:18,792 --> 01:36:19,625 Give me your phone, pink. 1117 01:36:19,626 --> 01:36:21,707 Mine's plugged in for the music. 1118 01:36:21,708 --> 01:36:22,875 - Mine's dead. 1119 01:36:23,750 --> 01:36:26,707 You just went to charge it. 1120 01:36:26,708 --> 01:36:28,958 - It's fine, just use mine. 1121 01:36:37,083 --> 01:36:38,958 - You as well. Come on. 1122 01:36:55,375 --> 01:36:57,749 - Three, two, one. 1123 01:36:57,750 --> 01:36:59,500 - Stags. 1124 01:38:13,667 --> 01:38:14,832 - What the fuck did you say to him? 1125 01:38:14,833 --> 01:38:16,457 - Honestly, Mark. 1126 01:38:16,458 --> 01:38:19,791 It can't be easy for him to compete for your attention, 1127 01:38:19,792 --> 01:38:23,124 even when you only had one boyfriend. 1128 01:38:23,125 --> 01:38:24,957 - Jesus fucking Christ. 1129 01:38:24,958 --> 01:38:27,833 - I was doing him a favor, really. 1130 01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:42,582 Yeah, mate, you can try and fucking run. 1131 01:38:42,583 --> 01:38:44,041 Just leave it. 1132 01:38:44,042 --> 01:38:47,499 Do you actually care about anyone? 1133 01:38:47,500 --> 01:38:48,708 The team? 1134 01:38:54,167 --> 01:38:57,207 Twelve, eleven, ten... 1135 01:38:57,208 --> 01:38:58,957 It's the countdown, man. Come on. 1136 01:38:58,958 --> 01:39:02,833 Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, 1137 01:39:04,250 --> 01:39:07,500 three, two, one, happy new year. 1138 01:39:10,083 --> 01:39:12,332 - You fucking do it again man! Fucking do it again - 1139 01:39:12,333 --> 01:39:13,666 - He isn't worth it. 1140 01:39:13,667 --> 01:39:15,082 - I'll kill him, you fuck. - Mate, mate, 1141 01:39:15,083 --> 01:39:16,916 he's not worth it, look at me. 1142 01:39:16,917 --> 01:39:18,917 He's not worth it, yeah? 1143 01:39:46,458 --> 01:39:48,958 Are you going to say anything? 1144 01:40:07,458 --> 01:40:08,791 - Maybe it's time you go sweet- 1145 01:40:08,792 --> 01:40:10,875 - don't fucking touch me. 1146 01:40:23,250 --> 01:40:25,333 Happy fucking new year. 1147 01:41:34,542 --> 01:41:36,458 - Happy new year, baby. 1148 01:41:43,542 --> 01:41:45,249 - Rich, there's something that I er- 1149 01:41:45,250 --> 01:41:47,083 - It's okay. 1150 01:41:47,958 --> 01:41:49,250 I already know. 1151 01:41:50,958 --> 01:41:52,500 I know everything. 1152 01:41:55,167 --> 01:41:56,167 - Who? 1153 01:41:57,542 --> 01:41:58,958 - Does it matter? 1154 01:42:01,958 --> 01:42:03,291 - Richard, I don't know what to say- 1155 01:42:03,292 --> 01:42:04,292 - don't. 1156 01:42:06,042 --> 01:42:07,042 Please. 1157 01:42:11,542 --> 01:42:12,792 - I'm so sorry. 1158 01:42:23,292 --> 01:42:27,416 I've made up a bed in the spare room for you. 1159 01:42:27,417 --> 01:42:31,082 You can pack your things in the morning. 1160 01:45:40,042 --> 01:45:41,832 No, that's a knock on, 1161 01:45:41,833 --> 01:45:43,582 and that's the ball game. 1162 01:46:19,667 --> 01:46:23,167 Jimmy, can I have a word? 1163 01:46:51,125 --> 01:46:52,792 - How have you been? 1164 01:46:54,083 --> 01:46:56,500 - Yeah. Yeah. No, good. Good. 1165 01:46:58,250 --> 01:46:59,250 Life's good. 1166 01:47:03,208 --> 01:47:05,124 - Barry is dropping the b team- 1167 01:47:05,125 --> 01:47:06,582 - please don't, pink. 1168 01:47:06,583 --> 01:47:07,417 - You can act like you don't care- 1169 01:47:07,417 --> 01:47:08,417 - I don't. 1170 01:47:11,167 --> 01:47:12,874 Sorry. 1171 01:47:12,875 --> 01:47:15,167 I don't. Really. 1172 01:47:17,958 --> 01:47:20,291 It's not going to happen, okay? 1173 01:47:20,292 --> 01:47:21,625 So just drop it. 1174 01:47:24,833 --> 01:47:28,583 - I hated rugby in school. Did you know that? 1175 01:47:31,417 --> 01:47:35,083 I was great at it, but I hated every second. 1176 01:47:39,667 --> 01:47:42,750 Never thought I'd give it another go. 1177 01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:46,250 Then I met all of you boys. 1178 01:47:48,500 --> 01:47:50,917 It was like finding a family. 1179 01:47:53,250 --> 01:47:54,749 Maybe being a stag meant nothing to you- 1180 01:47:54,750 --> 01:47:56,624 - this isn't fair, pink. 1181 01:47:56,625 --> 01:47:59,125 - No, it isn't. 1182 01:48:05,542 --> 01:48:08,542 - Look, I'm sorry, okay? The answer is no. 1183 01:48:16,875 --> 01:48:20,958 - Okay lads. - That's enough, let's go. 1184 01:48:28,042 --> 01:48:29,042 - Hey. 1185 01:48:33,292 --> 01:48:35,541 I need something from you. 1186 01:48:35,542 --> 01:48:37,042 No way. 1187 01:48:38,542 --> 01:48:40,832 He doesn't want to see me. 1188 01:48:40,833 --> 01:48:42,958 You owe us this. 1189 01:50:00,292 --> 01:50:01,666 - I can't stop thinking about Christmas- 1190 01:50:01,667 --> 01:50:02,707 - stop. 1191 01:50:02,708 --> 01:50:04,832 - Next time, I'll even beat your dad down the mountain- 1192 01:50:04,833 --> 01:50:09,167 - Warren, there won't be a next time. You know that. 1193 01:50:15,250 --> 01:50:16,333 - I miss you. 1194 01:50:22,083 --> 01:50:24,000 - Why are we even here? 1195 01:50:28,250 --> 01:50:30,750 Pinky spoke to you, didn't he? 1196 01:50:32,458 --> 01:50:34,499 - It really hurt that you never answered. 1197 01:50:34,500 --> 01:50:36,041 - I'm surprised you care. 1198 01:50:36,042 --> 01:50:37,458 - Don't say that. 1199 01:50:41,708 --> 01:50:42,833 Mark. 1200 01:50:43,958 --> 01:50:45,917 I love you. 1201 01:50:51,417 --> 01:50:54,500 - And what good does that do me now? Hmm? 1202 01:50:55,583 --> 01:50:57,166 - Why are you doing this? 1203 01:50:57,167 --> 01:51:00,416 - Why am I? Why are you, Warren? 1204 01:51:00,417 --> 01:51:04,500 What is it you want from me? You had your chance. 1205 01:51:05,958 --> 01:51:07,958 It's all just words now. 1206 01:51:14,250 --> 01:51:16,500 Does John know you're here? 1207 01:51:29,417 --> 01:51:31,750 - How did we get here, Mark? 1208 01:52:00,000 --> 01:52:01,750 - Pinky gave me this. 1209 01:52:09,333 --> 01:52:10,833 Don't punish them. 1210 01:53:26,542 --> 01:53:28,708 - You're a good man, Mark. 1211 01:54:28,500 --> 01:54:31,457 Go, go, go, go, go. 1212 01:54:31,458 --> 01:54:33,708 Ready, ready ready, go! 1213 01:54:59,250 --> 01:55:02,499 It's been a tough old season for us all, 1214 01:55:02,500 --> 01:55:04,999 but we've got everything to fight for. 1215 01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:07,666 Now, the powers that be might not believe in you, but I do, 1216 01:55:07,667 --> 01:55:10,958 completely, and I know that every one of you 1217 01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:12,957 believes in each other. 1218 01:55:12,958 --> 01:55:14,332 So lets show that today 1219 01:55:14,333 --> 01:55:16,707 - and lets show that to everybody who's watching. 1220 01:55:16,708 --> 01:55:18,166 - Come on, boys. Let's do this. Hands in. 1221 01:55:18,167 --> 01:55:19,499 Three, two, one. 1222 01:55:19,500 --> 01:55:20,874 Stags! 1223 01:56:22,667 --> 01:56:23,958 - Come on, boys. 1224 01:56:30,708 --> 01:56:31,874 - Have I missed much? 1225 01:56:31,875 --> 01:56:34,749 - It's five all and they've just called half-time. 1226 01:56:34,750 --> 01:56:36,749 We need to focus and get some discipline, yeah? 1227 01:56:36,750 --> 01:56:37,791 Can we get some water? 1228 01:56:38,667 --> 01:56:39,667 Right, listen up, guys. 1229 01:56:39,668 --> 01:56:40,999 Their backs are unfit. 1230 01:56:41,000 --> 01:56:42,957 They're relying on their forward power. 1231 01:56:42,958 --> 01:56:45,374 Mr. Pink, you see that flanker over there? 1232 01:56:45,375 --> 01:56:46,375 Which one? 1233 01:56:46,375 --> 01:56:47,333 - The pretty one. 1234 01:56:47,334 --> 01:56:48,791 Oh, yeah. 1235 01:56:48,792 --> 01:56:49,999 Take him out. 1236 01:56:50,000 --> 01:56:51,374 - I think I can manage that. 1237 01:56:51,375 --> 01:56:52,208 Right, listen up. 1238 01:56:52,209 --> 01:56:54,416 Mark, Henry, you let the forwards to do their work. 1239 01:56:54,417 --> 01:56:56,166 Then you're going to break through the back line, all right? 1240 01:56:56,167 --> 01:56:59,166 That is how we are going win it. Come on. 1241 01:57:12,833 --> 01:57:14,042 - Long time. 1242 01:57:18,917 --> 01:57:21,707 - Do you actually understand all these rules? 1243 01:57:21,708 --> 01:57:22,875 - First match? 1244 01:57:24,500 --> 01:57:28,207 Well, first of all, they're laws, not rules, 1245 01:57:28,208 --> 01:57:29,874 - and no, 1246 01:57:29,875 --> 01:57:32,791 but, I don't think anyone does. 1247 01:57:32,792 --> 01:57:35,167 Least of all, this ref. 1248 01:57:37,167 --> 01:57:39,332 Oh you are so mine. 1249 01:57:46,042 --> 01:57:47,249 High tackle. 1250 01:57:47,250 --> 01:57:51,500 That's not quite what I meant, Mr. Pink. 1251 01:57:53,958 --> 01:57:56,499 They're one player down, now. 1252 01:57:56,500 --> 01:57:59,166 Five minutes left. Still a tie. 1253 01:57:59,167 --> 01:58:00,457 Ladies, focus. 1254 01:58:00,458 --> 01:58:02,832 Henry, you got this. 1255 01:59:41,667 --> 01:59:43,624 Come on, guys. It's not over yet. 1256 01:59:43,625 --> 01:59:44,625 Carlos. 1257 01:59:45,958 --> 01:59:48,042 - Wait, give it to Henry. 1258 01:59:49,083 --> 01:59:51,167 Well done, Henry. 1259 02:00:52,000 --> 02:00:57,000 - Thought I would finally see what all the fuss was about. 1260 02:00:57,417 --> 02:00:58,833 - It means a lot. 1261 02:01:19,125 --> 02:01:22,292 I am sorry. I never meant to hurt you. 1262 02:01:25,458 --> 02:01:26,957 - It's getting late. 1263 02:01:26,958 --> 02:01:31,958 - Look, maybe we can go for a drink or something, sometime? 1264 02:01:32,042 --> 02:01:35,875 - I'm really glad I got to see you play, Mark. 1265 02:01:38,167 --> 02:01:39,791 Where's Mark? 1266 02:01:39,792 --> 02:01:40,957 - Mark. 1267 02:01:40,958 --> 02:01:41,958 Come on. 1268 02:01:43,917 --> 02:01:44,917 - It's okay. 1269 02:02:16,167 --> 02:02:17,417 - Look at them. 1270 02:02:20,792 --> 02:02:25,541 You never really understood how we used to win, did you? 1271 02:02:25,542 --> 02:02:28,708 But it was never about being the best. 1272 02:02:57,500 --> 02:02:58,667 - Are we okay? 1273 02:03:00,958 --> 02:03:02,625 - We can work on it. 1274 02:03:16,375 --> 02:03:17,375 - Mark. 1275 02:03:18,167 --> 02:03:21,292 Mark, wait. Please. 1276 02:03:23,250 --> 02:03:24,250 Can we talk? 1277 02:03:39,208 --> 02:03:44,041 That was the best I've ever seen you play, today. 1278 02:03:44,042 --> 02:03:45,416 - Thanks. 1279 02:03:45,417 --> 02:03:47,500 - I'm glad you came back. 1280 02:03:53,458 --> 02:03:56,416 John wanted to come down and support Henry. 1281 02:03:56,417 --> 02:03:58,624 And um, 1282 02:03:58,625 --> 02:04:00,124 well, 1283 02:04:00,125 --> 02:04:03,958 - I just wanted to see the old place for one last time. 1284 02:04:05,625 --> 02:04:07,374 - What do you mean? 1285 02:04:07,375 --> 02:04:10,957 - Me and John are leaving the club. 1286 02:04:10,958 --> 02:04:13,208 It's probably for the best. 1287 02:04:17,333 --> 02:04:19,083 Now, I'm not so sure. 1288 02:04:21,792 --> 02:04:23,207 Seeing you this week again- 1289 02:04:23,208 --> 02:04:24,208 - Warren. 1290 02:04:25,875 --> 02:04:29,875 - I could go and end it with him now, right now. 1291 02:04:31,542 --> 02:04:33,791 We could try again, but properly this time- 1292 02:04:33,792 --> 02:04:34,792 - please. 1293 02:04:38,417 --> 02:04:42,291 I really appreciate you coming today. 1294 02:04:42,292 --> 02:04:43,292 I do. 1295 02:04:47,417 --> 02:04:48,667 Look, I just... 1296 02:04:51,958 --> 02:04:53,292 We lost our way. 1297 02:05:00,667 --> 02:05:03,333 - And I think I've found it again now. 1298 02:05:30,708 --> 02:05:32,374 - I've got to go. 1299 02:05:35,667 --> 02:05:36,833 Come here. 1300 02:07:28,958 --> 02:07:31,042 Boys! 1301 02:07:36,333 --> 02:07:38,291 - Nice yellow card today. 1302 02:07:38,292 --> 02:07:39,707 - Oh, fuck. 1303 02:07:41,750 --> 02:07:45,082 - Ladies and gentleman, 1304 02:07:45,083 --> 02:07:46,667 - thank you. 1305 02:07:47,875 --> 02:07:51,207 Firstly, I'd like to express our sincere gratitude 1306 02:07:51,208 --> 02:07:53,541 to the Rochester boys for coming down today, 1307 02:07:53,542 --> 02:07:55,957 and providing us with such spirited 1308 02:07:55,958 --> 02:07:57,749 and sporting opposition. 1309 02:07:57,750 --> 02:07:59,041 So thank you. 1310 02:08:03,417 --> 02:08:05,166 Though I must say it feels pretty good 1311 02:08:05,167 --> 02:08:09,749 to have reclaimed the honour today, on this day, 1312 02:08:09,750 --> 02:08:12,750 the day of our final match together. 1313 02:08:13,833 --> 02:08:17,582 Our final match together this season. 1314 02:08:17,583 --> 02:08:21,916 And I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Stuart, 1315 02:08:21,917 --> 02:08:25,999 and each and every one of my teammates, even gareth. 1316 02:08:28,083 --> 02:08:30,374 My rugby family. 1317 02:08:34,458 --> 02:08:37,666 For reminding me, over the course of this season, 1318 02:08:37,667 --> 02:08:41,166 what this game of rugby is really about. 1319 02:08:41,167 --> 02:08:42,458 So thank you. 1320 02:08:43,583 --> 02:08:45,332 And now, for our man of the match. 1321 02:08:45,333 --> 02:08:47,249 It was a tough call this week, 1322 02:08:47,250 --> 02:08:48,749 but I'd like to give it to someone who I think 1323 02:08:48,750 --> 02:08:52,624 we all know has had his fair share struggles off the pitch. 1324 02:08:52,625 --> 02:08:54,666 He never fails to put that aside, 1325 02:08:54,667 --> 02:08:58,542 and give himself 100% when he's on the pitch, 1326 02:08:58,583 --> 02:08:59,957 hungover or not. 1327 02:08:59,958 --> 02:09:01,541 Henry Michaels. 1328 02:09:11,250 --> 02:09:13,374 One non-alcoholic pint. 1329 02:09:15,333 --> 02:09:18,082 And now, for our dick of the day. 1330 02:09:18,083 --> 02:09:21,416 We all know him. We all still love him anyway. 1331 02:09:21,417 --> 02:09:23,374 He managed to get another yellow card today. 1332 02:09:23,375 --> 02:09:25,041 He may just be our dick of the season. 1333 02:09:25,042 --> 02:09:27,832 He is our click of the season. Mr. Pink. 1334 02:09:31,708 --> 02:09:34,208 - You fuckers. I hate you all. 1335 02:09:38,750 --> 02:09:42,500 He is a stag lad, he is a stag lad, 1336 02:09:43,792 --> 02:09:47,707 he shouts it proudly, night and day, hey, hey! 1337 02:09:47,708 --> 02:09:51,291 He's never lonely when we are with him, 1338 02:09:51,292 --> 02:09:54,166 and he knows how to put a pint away, 1339 02:09:54,167 --> 02:10:00,874 pint away, pint away, pint away, pint away, 1340 02:10:00,875 --> 02:10:02,707 pint away, pint away. 1341 02:10:14,958 --> 02:10:16,166 Here he is! 1342 02:10:16,167 --> 02:10:17,791 - Don't you fucking dare. 1343 02:10:48,292 --> 02:10:53,292 ♪...close your eyes, it's time ♪ 1344 02:10:53,958 --> 02:10:58,541 j" take a breath and feel your hand in mine ♪... 1345 02:10:58,542 --> 02:11:01,249 ♪ you're gonna be just fine ♪... 1346 02:11:05,250 --> 02:11:08,416 ♪...through the storms and the hurricanes ♪... 1347 02:11:08,417 --> 02:11:12,416 ♪...I'll be there with you to chase the thunder and the rain ♪... 1348 02:11:12,417 --> 02:11:16,875 ♪oh♪ 1349 02:11:24,208 --> 02:11:28,749 ♪ I'll get you on your feet again ♪ 1350 02:11:28,750 --> 02:11:33,457 ♪...take a breath and feel your hand in mine ♪... 1351 02:11:33,458 --> 02:11:35,332 ♪ because I'm by your side, your side, ♪... 1352 02:11:35,333 --> 02:11:38,082 ♪ your side, your side, your side, your side, your side, ♪ 1353 02:11:38,083 --> 02:11:40,374 ♪...your side, your side, your side, your side ♪ 1354 02:11:40,375 --> 02:11:45,375 ♪ scars and trophies and bruises fade with time ♪ 1355 02:11:46,083 --> 02:11:49,083 ♪ no matter how the world may seem ♪... 1356 02:11:49,125 --> 02:11:54,125 ♪...we'll always win because we're on the same team ♪ 1357 02:12:03,875 --> 02:12:08,875 ♪...run away and see ♪... 1358 02:12:09,625 --> 02:12:14,582 ♪...who it is you were always meant to be ♪ 1359 02:12:14,583 --> 02:12:19,583 ♪ meant to be ♪... 1360 02:12:20,750 --> 02:12:23,624 ♪ I see you carrying all that pain ♪... 1361 02:12:23,625 --> 02:12:28,625 ♪ but you can lay it down and you can start to fade away ♪ 1362 02:12:30,000 --> 02:12:34,457 ♪...so take a breath and feel your hand in mine ♪... 1363 02:12:34,458 --> 02:12:37,791 ♪...cos I'm by your side, your side, your side, your side, ♪... 1364 02:12:37,792 --> 02:12:40,207 ♪ your side, your side, your side, your side, your side, ♪ 1365 02:12:40,208 --> 02:12:41,541 ♪...your side, your side ♪ 1366 02:12:41,542 --> 02:12:46,542 ♪...'cos scars are trophies and bruises fade with time ♪... 1367 02:12:47,292 --> 02:12:50,124 ♪ no matter how the world may seem ♪... 1368 02:12:50,125 --> 02:12:53,082 ♪ we'll always win 'cos we're on the same team ♪ 1369 02:12:53,083 --> 02:12:55,791 j no need to turn around ♪... 1370 02:12:55,792 --> 02:12:58,624 ♪ I'm only steps behind ♪ 1371 02:12:58,625 --> 02:13:02,207 ♪ can you hear the sound ♪... 1372 02:13:02,208 --> 02:13:04,832 ♪ your feet are drums, watch them strike the ground ♪... 1373 02:13:04,833 --> 02:13:09,542 ♪ah♪ 1374 02:13:28,250 --> 02:13:33,250 ♪...close your eyes, it's time ♪ 1375 02:13:33,958 --> 02:13:38,541 ♪...take a breath and feel your hand in mine ♪... 1376 02:13:38,542 --> 02:13:41,749 ♪ 'cos I'm by your side ♪... 1377 02:13:41,750 --> 02:13:49,750 ♪ I'm by your side ♪ 1378 02:13:51,792 --> 02:13:57,332 ♪ you were made to love, you were made to live ♪ 1379 02:13:57,333 --> 02:14:00,249 ♪...we will always win, we will always win ♪ 1380 02:14:00,250 --> 02:14:08,250 ♪ you were made to love, you were made to live ♪ 1381 02:14:08,958 --> 02:14:12,166 ♪...we will always win, we will always win ♪ 1382 02:14:12,167 --> 02:14:14,958 ♪ you were made to love, you were made to live ♪